Life is just strange. So many things do not make sense. Here are some things I don't get:
Why do all the channels you don't have on your current cable plan play totally awesome stuff until you order the extra channels and then all that's played are old Chuck Norris and Suzanne Somers infomercials?
Why do dogs eat their own shit?
Why do people wear their pajamas and slippers out in public?
Why do the guys who have their ass showing in their baggy pants actually think they look cool?
What's with face tattoos? Actually, I see this as a save in life..."wow Megan, that is a HUGE pimple." "No, it's just a tattoo."
How is it that fashion flubs like fanny packs and spandex still exist...and that people still wear them?
What's with YouTube? I mean seriously, is it super ultra hip and cool that you can type in absolutely anything...like a pen and a pencil mating...and there will actually be a video on that very thing?
I know you all have questions too...let's ponder the oddities of life together...
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